funny IM conversation
Roberts [11:22 AM]:
McMahon, a former pitchman for the American Family Publishers’ sweepstakes and former “Star Search” host, received a $7.2 million settlement after a toxic mold spread through his house and led to the death of their dog in 2001.
Peterson, James [11:23 AM]:
wow
Peterson, James [11:23 AM]:
I knew I should have snuffed the cats
Roberts [11:25 AM]:
one of ours has been peeing on our rugs
Roberts [11:25 AM]:
He’s not very healthy
Peterson, James [11:25 AM]:
dude, put it down
Roberts [11:25 AM]:
Lisa’s dad is bringing his gun over tonight
Peterson, James [11:25 AM]:
it will ruin your house
Peterson, James [11:25 AM]:
really?
Roberts [11:26 AM]:
I was just gonna put him in a bag and run over him with the car, but lisa said that would be mean
Peterson, James [11:26 AM]:
hahahahahahhaahhaha
Peterson, James [11:26 AM]:
gun will make a mess
Roberts [11:26 AM]:
We’ll take him out into the woods
Roberts [11:27 AM]:
Ken’s track record with shooting animals isn’t so good
Roberts [11:27 AM]:
He tried shooting a possum a couple months ago
Peterson, James [11:27 AM]:
hahahahahah
Roberts [11:27 AM]:
opened the door and blasted it
Roberts [11:27 AM]:
It didn’t die and ran into his house trailing blood everywhere
Peterson, James [11:27 AM]:
hahahaha OMG
Roberts [11:27 AM]:
He ended up hitting it over the head with a pipe wrench
Peterson, James [11:27 AM]:
shut up
Roberts [11:28 AM]:
seriously
Peterson, James [11:28 AM]:
no way
Roberts [11:28 AM]:
He cornered it in the bathroom
Peterson, James [11:28 AM]:
OMG thats too funny
Roberts [11:28 AM]:
You can still see the blood stains on his carpet
Peterson, James [11:28 AM]:
what a dum ass
Roberts [11:29 AM]:
He has a gas line running to his gas grill
Roberts [11:29 AM]:
was shooting at another possum one time and thought he hit it cause he heard a hissing noise
Roberts [11:29 AM]:
turns out it was just his garden hose
Peterson, James [11:29 AM]:
OMG…take away his guns
Roberts [11:30 AM]:
yes, he sleeps with one under his pillow and a shotgun under his bed
Peterson, James [11:30 AM]:
dude, no way
Peterson, James [11:30 AM]:
he must have some killer possums
Peterson, James [11:30 AM]:
one could say mean
Roberts [11:31 AM]:
the guns aren’t for the possums
Roberts [11:31 AM]:
He lives way out in the country and has had his house broken into twice in the past 5 years
Peterson, James [11:32 AM]:
ouch
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